Ang Pagrerebyu Kay Maximo Oliveros

I HAVE HEARD and read lots of praises and accolades given to the movie “Ang Pagdadalaga Ni Maximo Oliveros”, an indie-film directed by Auraeus Solito and written by Michiko Yamamoto. I was able to watch the film today on DVD (pirated –of course). The film won a number of awards including best picture, best director, and best actor. Now, I don’t consider myself as someone who knows a lot about film, nor am I a know-it-all movie critic, but I can’t honestly say that “Ang Pagdadalaga…” is a good movie.

I noticed a number of lapses on the director and the writer’s side through out the movie. For me, these lapses eroded the believability of the story. For example, there was a scene where Maxi, our protagonist, was walking along an alley (iskinita) when two tambays made fun of him. They almost stripped him naked, wanting to see how “flawless” Maxi’s body is, when a good cop, Victor, showed up and the tambays ran away. This is the first time the two have seen each other but in the next scene, we see the cop carrying 12-year old Maxi on his back all the way to Maxi’s house.

Now ask yourself: Would this happen in real life? HELL NO! There’s no such thing as a good WPD cop err--- I mean, why would the cop carry Maxi piggyback to the kid’s house? The logical thing that should have happened was the two tambays beat up Maxi because he was able to kick one of the tambay in the groin then the cop shows up. Maxi would have been in pain then and unable to walk. That would explain why Maxi has to be carried to their home.

In another scene, we see Maxi and Victor eating lunch in a turo-turo. Maxi’s father was walking on the opposite side of the street. He saw the two and looked at them suspiciously, because unknown to the cop, Maxi’s family were small-time criminals. The cop also saw Maxi’s father and he stared at the father, eyeball to eyeball until the dad walks away. Now, why would the cop act that way? Again, the logical thing that should have happened was the cop waves at the dad then nudges Maxi and say, “Tatay mo oh”

It was also unclear why Victor would suddenly have a soft heart for this gay kid, even Victor’s colleagues joke that the two were lovers. I know he’s a goody-two-shoes cop but the story should have hinted that perhaps the cop had lost a brother or son about the age of Maxi and he saw his brother/son in Maxi. That should at least explain why the sudden fondness for the kid.

Victor was also beaten up by Maxi’s father and brother with the help of some thugs because the cop has been poking his nose around the neighborhood too much, regarding a stabbing incident where the perpetrator was Maxi’s oldest brother. What did Victor do after? Na-dah! He just let everything slide, even telling Maxi that it was his fault because he’s been asking too much about the incident. Would this happen in real life? Very unlikely especially because it happened to a cop. Petty criminals don’t beat up a cop and get away with it. There was a scene where Victor was with a fellow cop, supposedly patrolling the neighborhood, when they bumped into Maxi’s father and bro. The two stared down the cop (or stared up as Victor was way taller than the two). The next scene shows Victor walking away, tail in-between his legs. If Victor was really a good cop as he was being portrayed in the film, he should have arrested the two right there. If he thought he couldn’t take the mag-ama alone, he should have sought the help of his fellow cops. Cops look out for each other, no matter how rotten or pulis-patola they were.

Towards the end of the movie, things got worse. The cops have a new superintendent, portrayed rather blandly by Kuya Bodjie of Batibot. There was a scene where the replaced chief was walking out of the police station, head bowed, carrying his things. A few seconds later, the new superintendent arrives. Out of courtesy, the replaced chief should have waited for the arrival of the new one, introduce him to the cops.

In another scene, kuya Bodjie, along with Victor, met up with Maxi’s father supposedly to talk about Maxi’s brother who’s now in jail. It turned out that Maxi’s dad and the new chief has an old quarrel before. This result in Maxi’s dad being shot by the chief of police. Now, Maxi saw all these and Victor saw Maxi witnessed everything. How did Maxi reacted to all these? He just stood there, looking at Victor na parang nagpapa-cute pa. If Maxi was too shocked to react, it didn’t register on the screen.

The two older brothers have a better reaction to all these. When the other brother was released from jail because of lack of evidence, the two brothers angrily hatched up a plan for revenge. They took their father’s gun and angrily stormed out of the house, wanting to spill cop blood. Maxi tried to stop them, fearing that they’ll be killed in the process. One brother assures Maxi that “di kami mamamatay.” Guess what? Nobody died or at least the film director decided not to show it. It was his call but the way things turned out, it’s as if nothing happened after that “revenge” scene. We see Victor standing outside Maxi’s house, whistling. Maxi whistled back (it was Victor who taught Maxi to whistle). I was expecting one of the brothers showing up and planting hot lead in the cops chest but what I saw were tears flowing out of the cop’s eyes. What?!!!

In the next scene, we see Maxi putting on his school uniform with the help of his brother while the other brother was busy preparing Maxi’s baon. It left me asking what happened. Did they have their revenge that’s why everything’s okay again in their household? Did the brothers realize that revenge would lead them nowhere and giving Maxi proper education the better option? Whatever transformed the brothers, Ms. Michiko didn’t bother writing about it. Parang, bahala na kayo mag-conclude because we had to end this movie. It’s already stretching our limited budget.

Overall, the movie aint that good. The dialogues were ordinary, the acting was not believable, and there are too many holes in the story. Joey “Pepe” Smith’s cameo was a welcome diversion (a drunken dilapidated-piano player that suits him perfectly), so was the use of a Yoyoy Villame song in the movie’s opening credit.

Considering that the film was critically acclaimed, maybe they didn’t see the flaws or I don’t know what I’m talking about.

Don’t answer that.

Karent Ebents

TWO HEADLINES FROM yesterday’s issue of The Philippine Star caught my eye. One says that according to GMA, many sees the Philippines as an economic wonder. The other news say that based on a survey by the SWS, many Filipinos went hungry this year compared to last year.

I wonder who’s telling the truth, the hungry tummies or GMA?

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Why I Will Say Chiz This Coming Election

Iboboto ko si  Sorsogon Rep. Francis “Chiz” Escudero sa senado kasi:

1) Kamukha siya ni Bamboo
2) Tagalog sya lagi kung magsalita kaya maiintindihan siya ng mas nakararaming Pinoy na di masyadong nakakaintindi ng ingles.
3) T-shirt at jeans lang ang lagi niyang suot (kahit pa mamahaling T-shirt at jeans ito)
4) Cute ang tenga nya, parang kay Will Smith
5) May sense ang kanyang mga sinasabi kahit pa di ako sang-ayon sa lahat ng mga sinasabi niya
6) Gusto ko ang kulay ng mga posters nya, kulay keso, nakakagutom
7) “Sugod” ng Sandwich ang campaign jingle nya, hindi “Boom Tarat Tarat.” Sandwich at Chiz, sopdrink na lang, ayos na.
8) Makalaglag panty daw ang dating nya, ayon sa mga babae. Idol ko ang mga taong ganun kahit pa sabihing nakakatawa ang kanyang hitsura. Talo pa nya si Migz Zubiri.
9) Hindi sya mukhang trapo katulad nila Chavit at Pichay
10) Buo ang loob, may agimat ang dugo… --ay si Bamboo pala yun

It Would Have Been Better If…

DON’T GET US wrong, we love you and all that, but if we can have it our way, there are just some teeny-weeny things we'd like more from you; our girlfriends, wives, partners etc etc... Like what?

Like it would've been nicer if you dig sports more, but only the sports we like. If we like basketball, it's better if you like basketball too. Rooting for the same team is not a requirement. However, don't kick us out of bed if our team beats your pathetic Beermen, and don't rub it in too much either if your Lakers crushed our Pistons. If we're not into soccer or cricket, you shouldn't also. And no, dancesport and figure skating aren’t sports.

My girl doesn't dig sports that much although she reads news about the big sporting events that are currently taking place at the time, like the World Cup, the Olympics, SEA Games or whoever Pinoy is in a billiard or boxing match for example. She doesn't complain either if I’m watching too much NBA on TV and in fact, she lets me watch without any fuzz from her. Isn’t she the sweetest?

But girls being girls, you've mastered the art of subtle manipulation. Say I’m watching a double header NBA game on TV after watching ESPN and later, its a US NCAA game (this month being March Madness), my girl will then start doing something in the background, cleaning the house, the kitchen or the bathroom. I wouldn't hear her ask me for help or anything, she'll just continue whatever she's doing. Then guilt will start creeping up to me.

     "Be, anong ginagawa mo?" I'd ask, even though I know she's in the kitchen cleaning.
     "Naglilinis lang" she'd reply.
     "Mamaya na lang, tulungan kita" I would offer.
     "Hindi, okay lang. Wala naman akong ginagawa eh. Nuod ka lang dyan."
     "Okay lang?" I’d ask, just to make sure everything's really okay (you know how girls are).
     "Okay lang, Be" she'd say in her most sweetest tone.

By then, I’ll switch off the TV, walks to the kitchen and help her clean up.

     "Oh, anong ginagawa mo dito?" she'd ask, feigning surprise.
     "Tulungan na lang kita, nakakatamad din naman nung game eh..."
     "Ahhh... Okay" she'd say, a devious smile on her lovely face.

Later on the news, I’d find out that the game I was suppose to watch went into double overtime with Phoenix coming from behind to win it against conference rival Dallas where Suns pointguard Steve Nash-man played another MVP-type performance and Amare Stoudemire torching the Mavs for 40-plus points.

Times like these, isa lang masasabi ko:

     "Arrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!"

What else do we want? More blow jobs.

...while watching basketball of course.

Always Wear A Nice, Clean Pair Of Underwear…

     SHE'S NOT THAT pretty, really. In fact, if you place her beside the girls who work out in the gym that you might consider "pwede", she's probably one of the last girls you'd notice. But if you happen to see her alone somewhere, in a mall perhaps, you might give her a second look, a look your girlfriend will not be happy about. I, myself don't know her that well, even her name. All I know is we're working out in the same gym.
     I was sort of eyeing her yesterday as I was cooling down before I hit the shower. The gym was about to close up for the night and I just finished my workout. A few guys were still there and she was the only girl left. That's probably the reason too why I noticed her and besides, the last time I saw her was months ago. There's something different about her now but I can't put a finger on it.
     "Hi..." she greeted, sitting on the floor next to the bench I was sitting on, doing her final stretching.
     "H-hi..." I replied, stuttering a bit, "sorry ha, I didn't realize I was staring na pala. Iniisip ko kasi kelan kita huling nakita dito."
     She smiled. "Ok lang. Yeah, the last time I was here was September of last year. You're Paolo right? I'm Kat, Katrina."
     She extended her hand to shake mine. I'm somewhat surprised she knew my name. I had to stoop down a little to shake her hand and in doing so, I had an ample view of her cleavage. Her breasts are a bit large, I noticed then, for her slim 5-foot-three frame. Milky, milky white.
     "Uhhh-- t-tagal na pala. Naging busy ka?" I was able to ask. Hey, I had to say something lest she notice I'm checking out her bumpers.
     "Nag-wowork na ako sa Singapore. Bumalik lang ako last week, aayusin ko kasi OFW papers ko. Then balik na rin sa Tuesday."
     “I see…” I murmured, giving quick glances at her breasts.
     We exchanged small talks as I failed in my attempt not to look down at her cleavage and the milky skin of her racks. She most probably noticed it anyway. Hey, I'm a guy, the boobies were there and I had to look, even if they were pasimple looks.
     Then I noticed her nipples were sticking out of her tight tops. She's wearing a sports bra but the cups weren't thick enough to hide her taut nipples. Was she turned on knowing I'm sizing up her boobs? Damn, those are nice. If her nipples are rock hard, my dick is like marble. It was so hard it hurts.
     “I think we have to go. Magsasara na ata sila” she said, standing up.
     I couldn't stand up. The bulge in my shorts was too visible. “Sige, una ka na…”
     She bid farewell and went to the ladies' locker room. I dashed to our locker room and quickly took a cold shower. I had to do it quickly or someone might see me with a hard on. Besides, I have to “walk my dog” when I get home to the privacy of my own room. As I was about to walk past the girl's locker room door, it swung open. Kat bumped into my shoulders, almost knocking both of us to the floor.
     “Ooops, sorry haha nagmamadali kasi ako. Baka kasi mapagsaraduhan ako ni manong guard” she apologized, desperately trying to hold on to the towel wrapped around her naked body. She just finished taking her shower and I can still smell her shampoo and soap.
     It was like a minute before I was able to talk. I couldn't get enough of the visual treats in front of me.
     "Okay lang, may 30 minutes ka pa para magbihis" I said, looking at her body, then my  watch, her boobs, my watch ulit then her face. "Nag-iisa ka na ba dyan sa loob?"
     She nods her head, unable to speak it seems. She’s looking straight at me. I noticed we were breathing rather heavily then, almost in the same rhythm. I don't know if it was me who stepped closer or she does, but soon our lips were locked in a hungry kiss. She pulled me inside the room where I pinned her against one of the lockers. She kept on moaning as if her life depends on it.
     While our tongues were tasting each other, my hand found its way to her luscious breasts, the breasts I was drooling over moments ago. They were too much for one hand so I used both of my hands in caressing her boobs.
     "Uhhhhmmm... Suck me, suck me please..." I heard her pleads as she pushed my head lower.
     I undid her towels, baring her slim body with only her undies covering her love hole. I was admiring her yummy reddish-pink nipples when she arched her chest towards me. I licked her left nipples, rolling the other nipple between my two fingers.
     "Ungghhhh... Uhmmmmnnn..." she moaned, pulling my head closer to her.
     I sucked on her right nipples while I flicked the other with my left hand. I then caressed her inner thigh, inching closer to her pussy. She lets out a long moan when my two fingers traced the slit of her pussy thru the fabric of her undies. She was so wet.
     "Oooohhhh... Unghhhh... Take it off, hubarin mo na panty ko, please..."
     I did what Kat wants, letting it drop to the floor. I felt her soft-parang-hinat-oil pubic hair as I retraced her wet slit, sans the underwear this time. Kat's pussy lips were soft and warm, quivering with every touch of my fingers.
     "Oh shit... Oh shit... ahhhhh..." she moaned, her body shaking as I suck on her nipple. My thumb was putting pressure on her clits as I tease the opening of her pussy, slowly sliding my middle finger inside.
     "Uhmmmmnnn... Ang sarap... Ang sarap Pao, oooohhh... Unghhhh..."
     Sticky, hot juices were oozing out of her hole. I was slowly fingering her pussy, my middle finger sliding in and out of her. Her pussy was warm and tight, even though I was using only a finger.
     Kat then pushed me towards a bench at the middle of the room. She unbuttoned my pants, unzipped it then pulled out my dick. She held it in her hand, rubbing it up and down slowly. I was hoping Kat will lick and suck me but she has other plans. She pulled down my pants up to my knees then sat on my lap, her feet on the bench surface.
     Looking down, she held my dick with her right hand near the base guiding the tip to her waiting wet pussy. Kat was moaning continuously as the tip of my dick touched her pussy lips. She lowered her hips down my shaft. I felt my dick sliding in, her inside was warm and tight.
     "Oh shit... Paolo... Shit, shit..."
     Kat was straddling me, her body going up and down my dick. I sucked and played with her nipple using my tongue. I felt her fingernails on my back when the tip of my finger inches its way to her clits, rolling it around with my thumb.
     "Oh shit Pao... shit, shit, shit... ahhhhh..."
     Her pussy lips were tightening and tightening over the length of my dick with every lick of my tongue on her nipple, with her body's every up and down and with every caress of my finger on her hard clits.
     "I'm cumming..." I heard her say as she buried her face on my neck, "ooohhh, I’m cumming..."
     She stopped moving for a moment. I can feel her inside muscles tightening around my dick. She bit my shoulder, that's when I felt I was about to cum na rin.
     “I’m gonna cum…” I was able to whisper.
     Kat started moving up and down again, my dick rubbing inside her vaginal wall. I’m not much of a moaner but that time, I couldn’t help it. When I’m about to blow, I motioned to her to get off. She had barely stepped back when my load shoots upward, landing on the locker room floor.
She sat on the floor, her back against the lockers. I have a nice view of her still dripping pussy as her legs were slightly apart, facing me.
     “This time, kelangan na talaga natin umalis” she said with a smile, throwing a towel to me to clean myself with.
     “Uhmmm… gusto mo sabay na tayo umuwi? Hatid kita sa inyo?” I offered.
     “Thanks na lang pero susunduin ako ni Daddy” she said, standing up to get dressed.
     “Oh, okay. I better go na, baka may makakita pa sa atin e lagot ako sa Dad mo” I joked, taking a last glance at her naked body before she wrapped herself up again with a towel and picked up her undies.
     I walked out of the room unseen then told manong guard that Kat was still in the locker room. I got home, replayed the whole thing over again and before dozing off, I “walked my dog” just as I promised it.
     It’s a good thing I was wearing a clean pair of underwear that day.

Bagong Karanasan (chapter 11)
read previous chapters HERE

Writer’s Note : This is the first long story I ever wrote. It first appeared on this yahoogroup I belong to (mga_pilipinang_hubad@yahoogroups.com) and then in the tabloid I’m currrently writing for. By now, you probably must have read this because according to this site, "in sheer number of distribution, Paolo's Bagong Karanasan, also known as Ate Jam, is the number one for the year of 2005" . Google search “Bagong Karanasan”, “Ate Jam” or “Paolosbrew” and chances are, you will see this story. I also heard that this story is also available in a booklet form (Royalty! Royalty!). Eventhough you can read Ang Bagong Karanasan in a number of sites, I’m gonna post it here with my notes in red font, as a sort of behind the scene look at how I wrote the story. Sige na, pagbigyan nyo na ako. Kunwari lang naman na sikat ako at interesting kung paano ko nasulat ang “epic” na ito nyahahaha…

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     Pagpasok ko ng kusina, nagulat ako kasi nandun si tita Cecile. Nakita kaya nya akong galing sa kabila? Di ako makatingin kay Tita. Guilty kasi.
     “O, san ka galing? Kanina ka pa hinahanap ni Jam?” tanong nya.
     “Nag basketball po sa kanto. Naghugas lang ako ng katawan sa hose dito sa likod” sagot kong di ko alam kung tama.
     “Akala nga namin nandun ka sa kabilang bahay e. Wag na wag kang magpapakitang galing dyan sa kabila natin kung ayaw mong matsismis”
     “Bakit naman po, tita?’’, tanong ko.
     “Aba e tsismis kasi na yang babae sa kabila e mahilig daw. Usap usapan yan dito sa village. Kaya nga ang Tito mo, ni makipag-usap jan sa kapitbahay natin, di nya ginagawa. Mahirap na nga naman daw, baka matsismis pa” sabi ni tita habang abala sa paglilinis ng counter top.
     Di kinakausap ni Tito kasi tinitira nya sa bibig, natatawa kong nasabi sa sarili. E ako nga, di ko rin kinakausap e haha inuungulan ko lang…
     “May sinasabi ka ba?”
     “Ho? Wala po, iniisip ko lang kung anong kelangan ni ate Jam”, palusot ko. “Nasan ho ba si ate Jam?” tanong ko na lang.
     “Ewan, alam mo naman yang ate mo, di mapalagay dito sa bahay.”
     Hindi pa kami nakakapag-usap ulit ni ate Jam tungkol sa mga nangyari sa amin. Katulad din siguro nung mga ginagawa namin nung bata pa kami, marahil ay di na dapat naming pag-usapan yun. Hindi ko nga rin sya madalas abutan dito sa bahay, parang laging may pinupuntahan, di mapalagay dito sa bahay. (di ko alam if kelangan ba talaga itong scene na ito. I guess ito lang ang naisip kong paraan kung paano ie-explain ang ugali ni Miss Joy, na mahilig talaga sa sex. Intro na din para kay ate Jam ulit)

     Lumipas ang ilang mga araw. Hindi pa rin ako nagsasawang tingnan ang butas sa kwarto ko pero wala na akong matyempuhan. Nandung nagbabasa si Janis, dumadaan naka twalya si ate Jam, napapagmasdan ko ang mga legs nila at minsang bakat na mga nipples pero hanggang dun na lang. Matatapos ata ang one week na naubos na swerte ko (isa sa mali ko sa paraan ng pagsulat, na kailangan kong ikwento ang mga nangyayari sa bawat araw. Pwede naman ako mag-jump ng mga araw na di na kailangang isulat ang nangyari. Isa pa, kailangang wag din mawala sa istorya ang butas sa pader. Muntik na ngang yun ang maging title nito eh, Butas Sa Pader. Kaso parang corny ang dating). Pero hindi pala. Dahil Thursday ng gabi, habang naghahapunan kami, may sinabi si ate jam.
     “Pa, pede ba ako mag-overnight kila Aileen (name ng dati kong officemate, nag-iisip ako dati ng name tas nakita ko yung name nya sa isang file sa office habang nagsusulat ako that time) sa friday? Papunta na kasi sila sa Canada for the summer e gusto nyang mag sleep-over kami before they go”, sabi ni ate jam ke tito Manny.
     “Aalis pala sila pareng Saul (nickname ko hehe). Sabagay, lagi namang umaalis yung mga yun tuwing bakasyon. Dun ka matutulog? Baka kung ano lang yan ha. Sunduin kita ng 1am” sabi ng papa ni ate Jam.
     “Pa naman e, kaya nga sleep-over yun….”
     “Isama mo si Janis.”
     “Ayaw ko nga, ang aarte ng mga kaibigan ni ate e. anong gagawin ko pati dun. Tsaka…” sagot agad ni Janis.
     “Oo na, dami mo agad reklamo. Buti pa sumama ka Pao… pede ba yun Jam?” tanong ni tita Cecile sabay tingin sa akin na ibig sabihin ay wag na akong tumutol. Di nya alam, di talaga ako tututol haha (syempre, time na ulit para may mangyari sa magpinsan, kaya wala ng tututol)
     Nagulat ako sa reaksyon ni ate jam. Di ko alam kung tutol sya o nakangiti.
     “Sige, kung yun lang ang way para payagan nyo ko.”
     “Ok, kasama ka Pao ha. Ikaw bahala sa ate mo. Ihahatid ko kayo dun.. anong oras kayo pupunta?” tanong ni Tito. Tumango lang ako.
     “8 p.m. po” sagot ni ate Jam, sabay sipa sa paa ko na nakangiti na ngayon.

     Friday, nag-aayos na ko ng mga dadalin namin. Ako ang magdadala ng bag, makikilagay na lang si ate Jam ng mga gamit nya. Pumasok sya sa room ko habang nag-aayos ako. Umupo sa tabi ko, inayos ang suot nyang skirt (para di sagabal sa mga mangyayari, iaangat na lang hehehe) at sleeveless blouse na lalong nagpaangat ng kanyang kagandahan. Ang sarap pagmasdan ni ate Jam.
     “Uy, wag mo ko isusumbong ke papa ha. Inuman yun. Nandun mga boyfriends ng mga barkada ko. Dadating sila ng 9 p.m. kaya pagdating natin dun, tayo pa lang tao, di makikita ni papa na may mga boys. Wala din dun parents ni Aileen pero ang alam lang nila, sleep over lang kaming mga babae…” tuloy tuloy nyang explanations habang abot sa akin ng mga gamit nya. Di agad ako maka react sa mga sinabi nya, tango lang ako kasi napatingin ako sa inabot nya sa akin. Panty nyang isusuot siguro, nasa kamay ko. Dahan dahan kong pinasok sa bag. (Medyo taglish na ang pagsulat ko para mas magmukhang authentic ang mga dialogue)
     “E pano ako? Anong gagawin ko dun?” tanong ko.
     “Akong bahala sa yo. Wala naman akong partner dun e.”
     “Wala kang boyfriend?”
     “Boyfriend? Ano yun? Nakakain ba yun? Haha tara na…” sabay hila sa akin ni ate jam. Sumunod lang ako. (tanga, syempre kayo ang partner)

     Bago pa man mag alas 8, nasa bahay na kami ng kaibigan ni ate Jam. Tinawagan ni tito ang daddy ni aileen, tama nga, mag sleep over nga sila dun pero wala ang mga parents nya, nasa province, sinusundo ang lola nila sa Bulacan. Pinagsabi na rin ako ni tito na dun matutulog, no problem daw. Tama, wala ngang problema, natatawang bulong sa akin ni ate Jam. Iniwan na kami ni tito. Pinakilala na ako ni ate jam sa kaibigan nya. Around 9, nagdadatingan na nga ang mga bisitang iba. May mga sabay na dumating, may hiwa-hiwalay. Apat na babae, apat na lalaki din. Partner partner nga. Magaganda ang mga kaibigan ni ate Jam, kahit pa yun isang medyo, chubby, maganda naman (sa magbabarkada atang babae, di mawawala na may isang chubby). Sya pa nga ata pinakamaganda, next kay ate jam shempre.
     Nag-inom kami sa den. Kwentuhan, lokohan. Feel at ease agad ako, okay naman sila kasi. Naglaro sila ng mga games habang nag-iinom. Magkakatabi kami, paikot, salitan, girl, boy, girl, boy… tapos may isang baraha na hihigupin mo ng lips mo, ipapasa sa lips ng katabi na di hahawakan (nakuha ko sa Clueless movie ni dating-crush Alicia Silverstone). Putsa, parang nakikipag halikan na rin ako. In fact, nahalikan ko nga ang isang girl kasi nalaglag ang baraha sa lips nya nang aktong hihigupin ko na. Sakto sa lips nya ang nahigop ko. Okay lang sa BF nya pero sa akin, hindi, nagalit si kumander sa pants ko haha
     Around midnight, nang medyo tipsy na ang karamihan….
     “Guys! Guys! Silence muna. Eto na ang promise ko sa nyo…” sabi nung isang guy, sabay may kinuha sa dala dala nyang bag. Maliit na sachet, may mga tablets sa loob.
     “Woohoooo!!! Go Jay!...” sigawan nila. Di ko alam kung anong usapan nila yun pero parang gets ko na rin. May dala si Jay na….
     “Ecstasy… enuff for everybody” parang nagyayabang pang tinaas ni Jay ang dala (di pa ako nakakakita nito. Oo na, loser na ako). Palakpakan naman ang mga tao, sigawan…
     “Di na namin kelangan yan hahaha…”
     “Wala bang viagra. Kelangan daw ni Marlo hahaha”
     “Game na”
     Binigyan kami ng para sa amin. Tiningnan ko sa aking palad ang inabot na tablet. Okay to a, pero di ko alam anong epekto nito. Kunwari ay ininom ko pero nilagay ko yun sa bulsa ko. Lumipas pa ang ilang mga sandali, medyo unti unting tumatahimik ang grupo. E pano ka nga naman makakapagsalita kapag may nakasalpak na labi sa bibig. Nagkanya-kanyang puwesto na ang magpapartner. Naasiwa ako sa nakikita. Mga naghahalikan. Nakikita ko pang kinakapa ng isang guy ang loob ng blouse ng kahalikan nya. Yun dalawa naman, lumipat sa ibabaw ng couch, magkapatong, nasa ibabaw ang babae, nilalamas ng guy ang pwet nya. Yun isang couple, umakyat sa taas, baka sa room nya, gusto ng privacy. Nakakaasiwa o nakakainggit? Ewan. Ganun din ata iniisip ni ate Jam kasi tumayo sya, hinila ako palabas.
     “Tara sa labas, di ako makarelate dito sa loob” biro nya. Natawa lang ako.
     “Ate jam, about dun sa van…” simula kong sabi nang makarating kami sa garage. Nakasandal kami sa gilid ng kotse nila Aileen, dala ang beer namin.
     “Shhh.. wala yun. Parang nung nasa baguio lang tayo nun. Our own dirty little secrets hehe” sabi nya sa aking nakangiti. Ang ganda talaga ng pinsan ko.
     “Nag-enjoy ka ba?” tanong nya. Di ko alam kung pano ko sasabihin na sobra sobrang enjoy.
     “Baka naman naiinggit ka sa mga nakikita mo sa loob kanina haha” sabi nyang iniba ang topic.
     “Haha oo nga e, sana nagdala tyo ng mga partners natin. E di sana may mga ginagawa na rin tayo ngayon haha”
     “May dala naman akong partner a…”
     Natigilan ako. Ako ba? O may parating pang ibang guy na partner nya?
     Hinila ako ni ate Jam, papunta sa harapan nya. Magkaharap na kami ngayon, nakatingala sya sa akin. Bagama’t walang ibang tao sa paligid at medyo maliwanag ang garage, napalingon pa rin ako. Baka kasi may nakatingin, alam nilang magpinsan kami. Di na ko nagdalawang isip, hinalikan ko sya. Deep and wet kisses agad. Pareho na ata kaming init na init dahil sa mga nakikita kanina, dahil sa alkohol o on her part, dahil sa ininom nyang tableta (di ko alam kung ganun nga kabilis umepekto ang tablet na yun o ganun ba talaga ang epekto. Sabi lang nila sa akin yun. Honest err---). Hawak ang magkabilang pisngi ko, parang hinihigop ni ate Jam ang hininga ko sa bibig. Muling nagtagpo ang mga labi namin na bagama’t lasang beer ang bibig nya, sarap na sarap naman ako sa lambot ng dila nya, sa init ng hininga at laway.
     Napakapit ako sa bewang nya, pilit kong dinidikit ang katawan ko sa katawan nya na nakasandal sa tabi ng sasakyan. Alam kong ramdam ni ate Jam ang tigas ng aking alaga sa kanyang puson dahil kinikiskis ko talaga ito. Para kaming mauubusan ng oras, para kaming nagmamadali, di malaman kung paanong halik ang gagawin. Parang nagbubuno ang mga dila namin, ang bawat labi ay may gustong halikan… gumapang pataas ang kamay ko papaunta sa boobs ni ate Jam… napaungol sya ng haplusin ko ang suso nya sa labas ng blouse nya, piniga piga ko yun…
      “Uhhmmmnnnn…” narinig ko sa kanya.
      Pinasok ko ang kamay ko sa loob ng damit nya, kinapa ang isang bundok na masarap puntahan (ANG CORNYYYYYYYY).. natagpuan ko naman agad yun…
     “Uhmmnn…. Shit… sarap Pao”
     Sa leeg ko na ngayon hinahalikan ang pinsan ko, dinidilaan papunta sa tenga… kinuha ni ate Jam ang kamay kong lumalamas ang boobs nya, hinila nya yun papunta sa baba (again, major turn on sa mga guys kapag babae pa ang nag-i-initiate minsan). Alam ko ang gusto nya… hinimas ko muna ang legs nya, hinila pataas ang laylayan ng skirt (sabi sa inyo eh, skirt dapat para di na hassle paghuhubad pa) hanggang mahawakan ko ang mismong skin ng kanyang legs. Hinimas ko ang bahaging nasa labas, papunta sa inner thigh, pataas. Di pa rin binibitawan ni ate Jam ang braso ko, parang nag-aalalang hindi ko sya hahawakan dun… parang ginagabayan ang kamay ko. Nakahawak pa ako sa hita nya pero hinila na nya pataas pa ang kamay ko, papunta sa pussy nya. Sapol na sapol, dakmang dakma ko ang umbok nyang basang basa na… ramdam ko ang hiwa nya sa ibabaw ng panty…
     Shit, hawak hawak ko ang pussy ng pinsan ko, eto sa mga palad ko, basang basa. Hinihimas ko ng pataas-baba… shit, di ako makapaniwala.
     “Ahhhhh.. shittt… take it off, Pao… alisin mo panty ko…”
     Hinila ko pababa ang kanyang panty, pababa sa may paanan nya. Inaangat pa nya ang kanyang mga paa para tuluyang mahubad. Balik ulit ang kamay ko sa kanya, hinihimas, nilalasap ang hiwa nitong parang hinihigop ang mga daliri ko. Ramdam ko rin ang clits nyang matigas… shit… nasa palad ko ang mga juices nyang gustong gusto ko nang malasahan.. ang gitnang daliri ko ang humahagod sa hiwa nya, na sa bawat hagod nito, napapasinghap si ate Jam.
     Ipapasok ko sana ang isang daliri nang maramdaman kong tinutulak ni ate Jam ang ulo ko pababa. Pagtapat nito sa boobs nya, hinalikan ko yun, pilit na hinihigop ang nipples nya na natatakluban pa rin ng blouse at bra. Pero di pala yun ang gusto ni ate Jam (YESSSSSSSS…) dahil pilit pa rin nyang tinutulak pababa ang ulo ko. Shit, gusto nya bang dun ko sya dilaan? Shit! Nanghihina ang tuhod ko sa kaba at excitement pero okay lang, eksakto naman kelangan kong bumaba. Nasa harapan ako ngayon ni ate Jam, nasa tapat ng mukha ko ang parteng kinalalagyan ng pussy nya. Hinila nya pataas ang laylayan ng skirt, pero tinulungan ko din sya, inaangat ko din yun. Nakita ko ang panty nya sa may gilid ng gulong ng sasakyan.. Makikita ko na rin sa wakas ang kanyang tinatagong yaman…

…….itutuloy………

Mr. X’s Top 10 (8)

ASIDE FROM MY stories on the tabloid, I also do a column for them (lets call it Mr. X) wherein readers send me text messages asking questions mostly about sex. Just think of it as a sleazy Dr. Margie Holmes, minus the PhD, as I’m only armed with my own meandering experience and some old-fashioned common sense in trying to enlighten, in my own little way, the Pinoy psyche about anything under the sun that is connected, of course, with sex.
          I would like to share with you now some of the funniest text messages I receive everyday. Here is this week’s Top 10.

10. Hi pwede makip text met I lang ka suku ha -09057797314

Enghh???

9. Koyoutpodeba makatextmet fom -09195597796

Oo na lang (kahit di kita naintindihan)

8. Text met ta mega aku si jun2 -09057797314

Enghh??? Ikaw na naman?

7. Koms ta kana poydi baketng tkmet -09207659529

Eto pa, gets ko kahit papano

6. Hi.r u married yet?coz I already am :-) -09065206164

“Yet?” Sandali na lang, after 2 minutes kasal na ako

5. Pano koba makakantot ang nobya ko,kc virgin pa po sya? -09283528250

Aba, wag mo akong tanungin kung virgin pa syota mo. wala akong kinalaman dyan.

4. Gudeve po, my tnong lng po aq. Ang mga 3rd sex po b wlng puwng s mundo? Don’t post my # po ok -0917350++++

Meron pa naman puwang, wag lang sa MRT/LRT kapag rush hour.

3. Pare! Alam kna man d mko matanggihan sa mga kahilingan ko atin atin lang 2 ok.bka may checks k dyn ibigay mo skn ako na bahala hndi ko yan paba2yaan alang2x sau -09166361180

Pasensya na, walang pondo ang bank account ko, baka tumalbog lang ang checke

2. Mgandang tnghali po bkit po gnyan c (complete name of a certain girl) kbit kpo cya may kbit dn cya parang kulang sa knya ang mga gnawa k gnamit k cyang parang pato nsa tubig kami -09163619501

What the duck?!!!

1. Gndang gbi po pwdi b mlaman number u -09107427958

Let’s pause for a moment and think about what you just asked…

note: I’m writing the text messages here as I receive them and the texters cell number. Why the cell number too? By texting the tabloid, it is understood that Im going to print their cell numbers unless they tell me that they stay anonymous.

Ginebra! Ginebra! Ginebra!

THIS IS A bit late but allow me to congratulate the Ginebra Gin Kings for winning the championship of the recently concluded PBA All-Filipino Conference. Yey!

As far as I can remember, I have always been a Ginebra fan (oo na, jologs na), dating back to the Jaworski era. Back then, but not as much as now, you either love Ginebra or you hate them. You either love Jaworski or you hate him, as Jawo is Ginebra and Ginebra is Jawo. People who doesn’t like Ginebra became instant fans of whatever team Ginebra was playing against. But of course, the Ginebra fans always outnumber their counterparts, which recently, led to the use of the term “barangay Ginebra.”

Aside from ex-Senator Robert Jaworski’s unexplainable charisma, many people passionately root for the team because the team was almost always the underdog, and we Filipinos love underdogs. Except for this year’s batch, the Ginebra teams of past weren’t the most talented, most disciplined teams in the PBA. This lack of talent was always compensated by the team’s collective never-say-die attitude, their big heart (and some “dirty” veteran moves nyuknyuknyuk).

For me, there are three batches of Ginebra teams that stood out.

First was the team composed of playing coach Robert Jaworski, Chito “the dynamite” Loyzaga and his brother Joey, Dondon “magic man” Ampalayo, Rudy “the destroyer” Distrito, Mama Mamaril, Dante Golzalgo, Leo Isaac, Rey Cuenco and fan favorite Ed Ducut. On-court fistfights (courtesy of Jawo and the enforcer Distrito hwek-hek-hek) and fans peltering the basketball court with whatever they can throw were common during this era. Classic was the championship games against the Shell team were Ginebra was down 1-3 in a best-of-7 series. They won three straight games to bag the crown on a last-second Rudy Distrito miracle shot. Those were the days when the on-court announcer usually shouts “Jaworski… 3-points!” or “technical foul on Jaworski… Jaworski, out of the playing court!”

The second team that the baranggay really love was composed of Jaworski and his son Dodot, the twin towers Marlou Aquino and EJ Feihl, undersized but truly “power” forward Noli Locsin, Vince Hizon, “the flash” Bal David, Jayvee Gayoso and Pido “no-I’m-not-Allan-K” Jarencio. Although this team didn’t win that much games, the barangay’s support never waver. I can remember my frustrations every time Jawo would field in his son, now Pasig Congressman Dodot in the game, usually in the starting line-up at that. Ginebra was usually down in points during the first quarter but would be able to trim down the deficit in the second. Come the third quarter, another storm will hit the team as a three-step slower Jaworski usually fields himself in. If the team can weather this “storm”, the last quarter will be a war as either timely hits by David and Hizon, a crucial block by Marlou or a rebound or power move by Locsin would mean victory for the team, or it could be a costly turn-over, an ill-advised shot that would mean another heartbreaking loss for the team and its fans. It was pure euphoria every time Ginebra will come charging back, erase a 20-point deficit, and win. “Ginebra! Ginebra! Ginebra!” the stadium would echo. Alas, it was also common to see a Ginebra 20-point lead disappearing. Oh, the pain! The pain!

I remembered the time when the then immensely popular Kobe Bryant of the L.A. Lakers visited Manila. He was in SM Megamall and the mall was jam-packed with people. Amidst all that, some smart guy started chanting “Jaworski! Jaworski!” and within seconds, the whole mall seems to be chanting Jaworski. And Tatang Jawo wasn’t even there. Kobe was probably asking himself “who the fuck is Jaworski?”

The Ginebra-Jaworski era ended when team management put in Allan Caidic as player-assistant coach without first consulting coach Jaworski. This caused a not-so-pleasant parting between The Man and The Team. Allan Caidic was a popular cager but his stint as player, coach and then team manager wasn’t that well accepted by the barangay because of the Jawo incident and the team’s further losing slide. Caidic’s deliverance came when he, as Ginebra team manager, drafted an unknown Fil-Am with “blond” hair. I was watching the TV then when he announced, “Barangay Ginebra picks Mark Caguioa.” I was practically pulling my hair out and cursing Caidic for “wasting” a draft pick on an unknown player.

Of course, that’s the reason why Caidic is the team manager and I, just a fan, as Mark Caguioa turns out to be a superstar player. This usher in the third and present team composed of super talents, Caguioa, his “Fast and Furious” mate Jay Jay Helterbrand, Eric “Major Pain” Menk, WWE wrestler wannabe Rudy Hatfield, and excellent role players Sunday Salvacion, pesky Ronald Tubid, Mama Mamaril’s son Billy, Rafi Reavis. Even old-nemesis Johnny “Flying A” Abarrientos was signed up by the team.

Some Ginebra diehards and purists say today’s team is not like the Ginebra of old. They might say that today’s team is just composed of primadonna Fil-Ams, that they were “too nice”. They were even saying the Red Bull Barakos are the new Ginebra. I don’t care. I will always be a Ginebra fan. But a recent development is making some Ginebra fans uneasy. There were reports that Sonny Jaworski will return to coaching in the PBA but with no team yet. The Barangay can’t imagine Tatang coaching for a team other than Ginebra because the reality is, Ginebra is still Jaworski, and Jaworski is Ginebra.

Coach, kung hindi Ginebra ang hahawakan mong team, baka pwedeng huwag ka na lang ulit mag-coach? Iboboto na lang kita sa senado ulit.

Pinoy Ka Ba?

KUNG PINOY KA nga, (malamang, kasi nababasa mo ito-- o kaya naman ay poreyner kang marunong magbasa ng tagalog) kailangan mong basahin ang blag na ito:

UNTOLD PINOY STORIES 

Di ko ugaling mag-promote ng blag ng ibang tao pero maniwala ka sa akin na kailangan mong basahin ang blag na ito.

Pagkatapos mo iyong basahin, tsaka ka na lang magpasalamat sa akin...

FROM CONVICTS TO ACTORS TO HEROES TO SAINTS. STORIES HIDDEN FOR YEARS. REVEALED. FINALLY. HERE. NOW.

“Pasensya na kung medyo natagalan ang kasunod na posts. Busy lang talaga this past month.” -pao

Bagong Karanasan (chapter 10)
read previous chapters HERE

Writer’s Note : This is the first long story I ever wrote. It first appeared on this yahoogroup I belong to (mga_pilipinang_hubad@yahoogroups.com) and then in the tabloid I’m currrently writing for. By now, you probably must have read this because according to this site, "in sheer number of distribution, Paolo's Bagong Karanasan, also known as Ate Jam, is the number one for the year of 2005" . Google search “Bagong Karanasan”, “Ate Jam” or “Paolosbrew” and chances are, you will see this story. I also heard that this story is also available in a booklet form (Royalty! Royalty!). Eventhough you can read Ang Bagong Karanasan in a number of sites, I’m gonna post it here with my notes in red font, as a sort of behind the scene look at how I wrote the story. Sige na, pagbigyan nyo na ako. Kunwari lang naman na sikat ako at interesting kung paano ko nasulat ang “epic” na ito nyahahaha…

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     Humihingal akong napaupo ulit. Tumayo si miss Joy, nakangiti sa akin.  Nakahawak sa may hips nya, unti unti nyang inaangat ang daster, palapit sa akin. Nasa kalagitnaan na ang laylayan ng kanyang daster, at ito’y tumataas pa (Bakit kaya ganito lagi ang tagpo kapag nangse-seduce at nag-i-strip tease ang babae?). Kita ko na ang ilalim ng panty nya.. lunok ako ng lunok (at bakit nga kaya naglalaway kapag nalilibugan? Any scientific explanation for this?)… di ako mapakali sa inuupuan kong silya. Nasa harapan ko na sya, inaangat nya ang isang paa, pinatong sa inuupuan ko, sa pagitan ng aking mga legs, malapit na malapit sa aking galit na etits. Napatingin ako sa tuhod nya ngunit bigla ding gumapang ang tingin ko sa legs nya, papunta sa bandang dulo nito na unti-unti pa ring lumalantad dahil hinihila pa rin nya ang laylayan ng kanyang daster (Some guys like it na unti-unting naghuhubad ang babae, some like it na tanggal agad. Hmmmmnn… what do I prefer?). Di na ko nakatiis, hinimas ko ang tuhod nya habang nakatingin na ko sa mga mata nyang pumupungay habang ang dalawang kamay ko’y gumagapang na sa makinis nyang hita. Hinawakan din nya ang aking mga kamay. Sumusunod kung saan man magpunta ito, hinahayaan lang akong mag-explore. Kanang paa nya ang nakapatong sa upuan ko kaya kanang kamay ko ang humihimas sa inner legs nya, ninanamnam ang makinis na skin, sa tabi, sa ilalim na parte hanggang makarating ako sa may singit nya.
     Pumikit na ang kanyang mata, tumingin sa kisame. Alam na kasi nya ang kasunod. Natatakluban ng kanyang daster ang kamay ko, kaya di ko alam kung gano na ko kalapit sa kanyang treasure. Bahala na. Sinapo ko ang kanyang hiyas. Ang unang naramdaman ko ay ang pagiging basa ng kanyang panty, sa tapat ng kanyang hiwa… napasinghap sya.
     “Uhmmnnn… shit…”
     Hinimas ko ang kanyang kaangkinan, sulong-abante ang palad kong pinagpala (Ngayon ko lang na-realize na ang corny pala ng linya kong ito. Ulk!).  Ang gitnang daliri ko ang mismong nakatapat sa hiwa nya, ramdam ko yun. Basa na rin ang palad ko.
     Medyo nagulat pa ako ng hawakan nya ako sa pisngi at halikan sa labi, mainit, mapusok na halik na parang mauubusan. Hanap-hanap agad ng kanyang dila ang dila ko, nagtagpo din naman agad at naglingkisan, nagsipsipan, nakipaglaro ng habulan. Minsang nagbubunggo ang mga ngipin namin dahil sa sobrang likot ng aming mga ulo. Pero di ko pa rin tinitigilan ang paghimas sa kanya dun sa baba. Lalo pa atang naging basa ito. Nalalagkitan na marahil sya, hinila nya pababa ang kanyang panty, papunta sa may paanan at sinipa palayo. Kinuha nya ang aking kamay at muling binalik sa kanyang basang lagusan (Again, some guys like it na aggressive ang babae but in this case, appropriate na maging aggressive si Miss Joy since mas matanda sya at sa buong sex scene na ito, si Miss Joy talaga aggressive. Siya ang parang teacher sa virginal student nya.).
     Una kong naramdaman ang kanyang mga pubic hair… kasunod ang mga labi ng kanyang kaangkinan na kanina pa ata naghahanap ng mga kamay na hahaplos na walang nakaharang na tela. Basang basa na ito. Sa bawat hagod ko dun, napapa ungol sya ng mahina..
     “Uuhmmnnn… unghhhh…”
     Dama ko na rin ang matigas nyang tinggil na kapag nadadanggi ko ay napapaatras ang kanang puwitan.
     “Shit, ang sarap… ganyan nga.. ummnnn… diinan mo pa ng konti…” pagmamakaawa nya.
     Binaba nya ang kanyang paa pero di pa rin natanggal ang kamay ko sa paghimas dun. Pumuwesto sya palapit pa sa akin, nasa pagitan ako ng kanyang dalawang hita. Nasa harapan ko na ang kanyang mga boobs. Nakatingin sya sa aking mga mata. Inalis nya muna ang kamay ko sa keps nya. Nakatingin sa akin. Tinaas nya unti-unti ang daster nya, pataas, hanggang mahubad nya ito. Napatingin ako sa baba nya (I think dapat sa boobs muna napatingin before sa baba). Kita ko na ulit ang mga bulbol nya na una kong nakita nuong napanuod ko sila ni Tito. Ang gandang tingnan. Kanina lang ay ito ang hawak ko.
     Hinila nya pataas ang mukha ko, paharap sa kanya. Marahil ay upang mapagmasdan ko habang inaabot nya ang hook ng bra nya sa likod at tanggalin ito.
     “Gusto mo nito?” tanong nya na parang nangse-seduce haha (“parang”? eh tanga pala ako eh, nangse-seduce na nga!!! Errr---) tango lang ang naisagot ko dahil nagsisikip na ang lalamunan ko sa excitement at kaba.
     Natanggal nya ang hook at hinagis sa sahig ang bra nya. Natambad sa akin ang dalawang boobs nya na kahit medyo bagsak na ay maputi naman at mukhang napakasarap pa. Lalo na ang pinkish brown nyang mga nipples na tayong-tayo dahil sa libog siguro. Kinuha nya ang dalawang kamay ko, inihawak sa tagiliran nya, iginapang pataas, papunta sa may ilalim ng boobs nya, pataas. Ang lambot! Sinapo ko ang magkabilang bundok, nilaro sa aking mga palad, hinanap ang nipples, nilaro sa aking mga daliri.. napapaungol sya. Hinawakan nya ang magkabilang pisngi ko. Akala ko’y hahalikan ako ngunit di pala ang lips nya ang gusto nyang halikan ko kundi ang mga suso nya. Nilapit nya ang mukha ko sa kaliwang boobs nya. Dinilaan ko ang nipple nun. Isa.. dalawa… tatlong beses…
     “Uhmmnnn... subo mo Pao… please…”
     Ginawa ko ang nais nya, sinubo ko ang nipple nya, hinigop papunta sa loob ng bibig ko at nilaro ng dila ko sa loob. Ang isang kamay ko naman ay sinapo ang pwet nya, nilamas yun, piniga… nakayapos na sya sa ulo ko, dinidiin ang mukha ko sa dibdib nya. Di pa nga ako makahinga minsan ngunit sige pa rin ako sa pagdila at pag-suck. Habang dinidiin nya ang mukha ko, dinidiin ko din ang katawan nyang hubad na hubad sa aking katawan, habang sapo ang pwet nya. Pilit kong inaabot ng aking kamay ang hiyas nya mula sa kanyang puwitan. Dama ko ang basa pa ring bahagi na yun. Ang ilalim ng kanyang pwet, ang simula ng labi ng kanyang hiyas. Ahhhhh… lahat yun ay aking malayang nakakapa, ang kayamanan (“kayamanan”? arrgghhh…) ng babaeng ito na may asawa at anak ngunit eto kami sa loob pa mismo ng bahay nila (ilang beses na ba nating narining ang mga katagang “masarap ang bawal”? ang mga nagsasabi lang siguro nito ay yung mga taong di pa nahuhuli sa bawal na ginawa o mga taong “nothing to lose.” But still, lots of guys in our yahoogroup are really in that “masarap ang bawal” thing. Yun ang main fantasies nila. Pwede din namang sabihing “nasasarapan” sila kasi fantasy nga lang yun at di nila kayang gawin in real life)… magkabilang boobs nya ang papalit palit kong dinidilaan, hinahalikan, sinisipsip. Habang ang kanyang pussy ay pilit ko pa ring hinahawakan.
     Kumalas sya. Kinabahan ako. Yun pala ay para hubarin ang damit ko. Hinimas pa nyang muli ang aking kargada. Muntik ko nang makagat ang nipples nya dahil sa sarap ng paghimas nya sa akin.
     “Uhmmmnnnn…”
     Naramdaman kong unti unti syang umuupo sa akin. shit, eto na… ipapasok na nya ang akin sa loob ng kanyang pussy. Naramdaman kong sumayad ang ulo ng etits ko sa basang hiwa, kiniskis nya muna, parang binabasa nya ng ulo nito (this is one of the most thrilling experiences ata, yung pagdidikit ng mga sex organs for the first time, yun bang tipong kung baguhan ka pa lang sa larangan ng kantutan eh lalabasan ka na agad dito pa lang).
     Siniil nya ng halik ang labi ko, malalim na inaarok ng kanyang dila ang kaloob-loban ng bibig ko. Aaahhh, ang sarap… naramdaman ko nang unti unting pumapasok ang etits ko. Ramdam kong basang-basa ang lagusan, medyo maluwag at madulas pero ramdam ko ang init ng kanyang kalamnan sa etits kong ngayon ay halos kalahati nang nakapasok. Napaungol kami pareho.
     “Aaahhhh… ang sarap pao…” sabi nya.
     Hinawakan ko ang pwet nya, pinisil at sabay ginabayan na rin ang pagpasok. Habang lumalalim ang pasok ng aking etits, lalo ding nagiging wild ang halik nya, sa lips ko, sa leeg, dinidilaan ang tenga ko na sobrang nakakakiliti. Ramdam na ramdan ko ang bawat inches na pagpasok ng aking etits kahit pa man medyo maluwag na ang lagusan.
     “Uhmmmmmnnn…”
     Kakaiba talaga ang feeling na nasa loob ng isang pussy ang etits.  Aahhhh… napahigpit ang yakap nya sa akin nang sagad nang pumasok ang akin. Ako rin ay napayakap ng mahigpit. Wala munang kumikilos sa aming dalawa pero ang etits ko ay pumipitlag sa loob ng kanyang basang hiyas. Mayamaya, sya na ang unang gumalaw. Inangat ang sarili, naramdaman kong lumabas ang katawan ng etits ko.
     “Uhmmmnnn.. unghhhhh… ahhhh….”
     At nang malapit nang tuluyang lumabas ang akin (nako-cornyhan na ako sa term na “akin”. Di ko pa kaya kayang isulat dati ang ibang “tabloid terms” ng tite), muli syang umupo para bumaon ulit.
     “Ummmnnn… shit…” bumibilis na ng konti ang pagtayo’t pag-upo nya sa akin. Ramdam ko ang bawat pagbaon ng aking alaga sa loob ni miss Joy.
      “Uhmmmm… ang sarap miss Joy… unghhhhh…”
     “Aaahh, shit… ang tigas ng sa yo Pao… ang sarap… uhnghhhh…”
     Pawis na pawis na kami pareho, pero tuloy pa rin ang pagsasama ng aming mga katawan.
     “Uummnnnnn….”
     “Aahhhhh…”
     “Uummnnnn… unghhh... mmnnn... shit… shit… yan nga, ang sarap… umnnn….”
     Medyo maingay na ang ungol ni miss Joy. Kinapa ko ulit ang kanyang malalaking boobs, hinagilap ang nipples at muling sinipsip at nilaro ng aking dila. Lalo pang nag-init at naging maingay si miss Joy..
     “Aahhhhhhhh… shiettt…. Ang sarap Pao…”
     Bumilis na ng bumilis si miss Joy… parang nababaliw.
     “Aahhh, shiettt.. lalabasan na ko….”
     (Natatandaan ko pa dati na at this point, tuloy tuloy talaga ang pagta-type ko. Napapabilis din ang pagtype ko sa keyboard habang bumibilis at umiinit ang mga tagpo ng dalawa. Later ko na lang nakita na ang dami kong typo errors hehehe na-carried away din ata ako that time)
     Naisip kong dapat ko syang sabayan ngunit di pa ako lalabasan.  Pumikit na lang ako, inimagine ko na si ate Jam ang ka-sex ko, na ang pussy nya ang pinapasok ng etits ko.
     “Uhmmnnn… lalabasan na ko Pao… malapit na…”
     Bumilis pa ang pagtaas baba ni miss Joy samantalang bumilis na rin ang pag imagine ko ke ate jam. Mayamaya, naramdaman kong lalabasan na rin ako.
     “Ahhh, lalabasan na rin ako miss Joy….unghhh…” 
     Sabay tayo, sabi nya…
     “Aahhhhh, ahhhhh.. unghhhhh… ummm…”
     “Uunghhh… unghhhh… unghhh…"
     “Aahhhh..ummmm.. ummm”
     “Shit, malapit na Pao…”
     “Unghhh…”
     “Eto na Pao… eto na…..”
     “Uhmmmmmnnnn… … …”
     “… … … ……… ………”
     “… …”

     Sa kaninang medyo maingay si miss Joy, nang labasan sya ay sobrang tahimik naman. Halos sabay kami. Sa loob nya ako nilabasan. Bahala na kung mabuntis sya or not, palagay ko naman ay alam na nya ang dapat gawin para di magbuntis. Para syang isang damit na nakasampay sa balikat ko, parang pagod na pagod. Ramdam ko ang lagkit na tumutulo galing sa kanyang pussy, sa etits kong medyo lumalambot na pero nasa loob pa rin nya. Mayamaya lang, nag-angat na sya ng ulo, nakatingin sa mga mata ko, nakangiti. Muli nya akong hinalikan pero ngayon ay isang sweet na kiss na…
     “Tara na” sabi nya, “bihis na tayo… dadating na ang mga tsikiting ko”
     (Natapos ang first sex scene ng bida sa istorya. Medyo matagal bago nangyari pero mas okay ang medyo ibibitin kesa bigay lahat ang gusto hehehe)
     Kinuha ni miss Joy ang undies nyang nasa sahig, pinunas sa pagitan ng kanyang hita tsaka kinuha ang bra at daster. Nag bihis na sya. Ganun na rin ang ginawa ko, nagbihis na rin. Di ko alam kung ano ang sasabihin ko ke miss Joy. Kelangan may sabihin ako pero nang mga oras na yun, wala akong maisip na sabihin. Parang mas tama pang wala na nga akong sabihin pang iba. Umuna na akong lumabas ng room papuntang kusina kung saan ako pumasok kanina. Nasa likuran ko lang sya. Wala pa rin kaming imikan.
     Nang palabas na ako ng pinto, nilingon ko sya. Nakatingin lang sya sa akin, nakangiti.
     “Sige, una na ko” yun lang ang nasabi ko sabay talikod at dali daling umakyat sa pader papunta sa amin.

…..ang sarap… yun lang ang nasabi ko sa sarili ko na nakangiti.

…itutuloy…