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Saturday, 28 January 2006, time 03:17
confessed by PAOLO under musings

cheap motels

If my blog entry's title is somewhat sex-related, lots of people read it... kapag wholesome naman... sigh... mas madami pa ang bilang ng taong nagbabasa ng mga graffiti sa sandalan ng ordinary bus bound for novaliches on a humid tuesday afternoon...

this just shows what kind of friends i have... COOL!!! *wide grin*

even if Yelle tells me there's more topic to write other than sex, well... i tried... but no one's reading.. so here goes, me selling out ha ha

i was with a friend one time, we went to a cheap motel. it was his first time to go to a place like that.

wait...

JOKE!!!! mwahahaha the friend is a "she" hehehe but true, it was her first time to go to a cheap motel or to motel for that matter. she was somewhat surprised that the room wasn't what she expected, having seen the inside of a place like that in movies only. she's expecting this dimly lit (a small red light bulb), dingy, smelly room with a bed and a side table. but the place we went to, although it is a cheap motel, has a clean toilet and bath, nice sturdy bed good for all those ooohh-ing and ahhh-ing... the lighting is clearly interior-designed and there areImage (7) those mirrors all around which she asked what are they for? and later, she found out for herself why we are surrounded by mirrors ( she, looking at our reflections sa mirror said with a grin "ooohh, this is sooo porn..." )

but still, lots of people still find cheap motels eeewwww-y... they associate motels with prostitutes. and they are scared and embarrased that somebody might see them there. well, it's true you might get seen but that's part of the excitement. and choose a car or taxi with dark tints. they also have this fear of the mirrors, that they might be two-way mirrors and some pervert is filming the act from the other side. i doubt that this thing happens or else we might have heard about it on the net. besides, there are two ways to beat this. one is to put the tip of your finger on the mirror. look at the reflection. if there is a gap between the finger tip and the reflection, well, have no fear. the mirror is real. if walang gap, then make sure that your face looks charming when your moaning... for the camera filming you hehehe or to be extra extra careful, dim the room light. videocams usually need lots of light to be effective. dim lights also make love making more romantic.

i remember my first time in a motel. the taxi went inside, we got off, the room boy ushers us to a room and there i was, stupid me, paying the room boy agad for the room. the boy said, grinning na nakakaloko, "sir, pag check out nyo ho kayo magbabayad." shit, nakakahiya. but hey, i'm a promdi, how the hell would i know.

so there.

you might be asking where is the sex part of my entry? well, i'll reserve it for next time... you will come back here, right? right? 


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Saturday, 28 January 2006, time 02:24
confessed by PAOLO under confessions

i am a girl
      
         “i am a girl. I am a smart, no-nonsense half Australian-half Pinay who knows how to live life the way I want, although I have my own mistakes in the past especially with guys. I like guys kasi who are smart, sweet and know how to make a girl horny ha-ha I have lots of guy chat pals, I have hundreds of friends on my Friendster™ and I have lots of “fans” on our Yahoo!™ group even though they haven’t seen a single picture of my face, just pictures showing my back, my behind and a few sexy pictures. Once, I even have someone who regularly gave me cell load in exchange of me answering his emails because I tell the guys that I can’t reply to their twenty plus emails daily because I’m accessing my email thru my cell phone. But of course, that’s just an alibi because I really can’t answer them all.”
 
Well, that is me. Or at least that is the character I made up in my attempt to study the male psyche. It all started when I joined that porno Yahoo group as Paolo. I posted a message asking for help on a file that I downloaded from that group, which I can’t play. Days passed and no one replied to my post. Then I thought of making a girl account and joined the same group. I asked for help on the same problem. Lo and behold! Within minutes, guys started sending me solutions and invitations to meet up. I found out every guy’s ways and styles-na-bulok to catch the girl’s attention. How they try to be nice and sweet in order to get inside my pants… err--- my imaginary girl character’s pants pala hehe But a few are really sweet and all and seems to be sincere but I can’t help but think that they just want sex. Ang hirap din pala maging maganda at sexy…
 
That is when I first realized the power women have over men. Offer them something they can’t refuse and they (okay, we) will do anything within our powers to do it, even beyond that power. Offer us even the prospect of having sex (sweeten it up with saying that it will just be plain sex so the guy shoudn’t expect a relationship after the deed) and we will move heaven and earth just to please you.
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That is why I really find it really amusing after reading the comments of guys on one of my Myspace™ friend (yeah, its you) picture. You see, she really is pretty and smart. I then made a sarcastic comment about her pict, saying “si (name witheld)? Pwede na, matalino naman e…” but then, she didn’t find it amusing huhuhu
 
Do I have a crush on her? Uhmmm.. err—but what if… what if… she’s a guy din pala like me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
“instant karma's gonna get you…” – john lennon

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Friday, 27 January 2006, time 00:27
confessed by PAOLO under confessions

230909143_lI am a porn writer.

A friend puts it as an "underground porn writer" which adds a bit of mystery to it but still, Im a porn writer... for a local tabloid. Worse, it's an illegal publication, hence, the word "underground." Much worse, Im writing in tagalog. Much, much worse, the editor is the one who's telling me what to write about. Much, much, much worse (hardcore worse) they're usually about incest. *collective ewwwwwww heard all around* yeah I know, my soul is burning in hell as I write this.
 
How did it all started?
 
I didnt grow up fantasizing that one day, I'll be writing erotic stories. That is not the stuff normal kids dream about. Although in high school, I was already active in the school paper (anyone here heard about the NSSPC?) and Im keeping a journal and writing suck-y songs.
 
Fast-forward to last year, I am a member of this yahoo group (mga_pilipinang_hubad) which by its name alone, you more or less know what it's all about *dog-grin* (hey, I'm a guy so cut me some slack here). Someone posted a hot erotic story which, needless to say, became a hit among MPH members. The writer posted the first few chapters of the story but then he just stopped sending, reason unknown to us. Weeks passed and still nadah. It all comes down to me imagining how that story might end. Then, I decided to write my own story (BAGONG KARANASAN) and posted it in MPH, chapter by chapter since I can't write the entire story at once. I have a day job and I need to feed myself. I was surprised by the reactions the readers are sending me thru e-mail. They were asking me for the continuation of the story and if I have other stories pa daw. Some said it's the best story they have ever read although I shouldnt be surprised by that comment, knowing the list of stories they've read ha-ha... OCWs are sending me emails telling me it's the "tanging libangan namin dito sa middle east." But I was also receiving e-mails from readers using their company accounts of some top companies. These just prove that all men are created perverts he he
 
Then one day, someone sent me an e-mail claiming to be the editor of this tabloid i havent heard of. He's asking if i wanted to send him the stories for possible publication in their tabloid. I figured this guy just want a copy of the story. I think i just ignored the e-mail.
 
Then he sent me a link to the now-defunct website of the tabloid and there i saw that the story was being published. okay, so its a true publication after all. The price for selling my soul to the devil for writing those stories were negotiated and off i go typing.
 
This brings us to the present. The tabloid is currently publishing three of my stories, plus I also do fictional headline stories and a column in which readers texts me asking for advice, usually sex-related, and Im supposed to be Mr. know-it-all when it comes to lurvvv-making hahaha you wouldnt believe the texts Im getting. The most absurd are the one asking if his GF will not get pregnant if she takes Cortal downed by Sprite, and this guy asking me how he can fuck his cousin, but I really had to laugh out loud when I read this text of a guy asking me "bakit kaya mabilis akong labasan kapag ipapasok ko na ang akin..." and I was tempted to say that dude! We have the same problem ha ha ha (seriously, this is a confession) But it's hard writing about sex all the time, in tagalog pa. I mean how many tagalog terms can I use for, say, pussy. "hiyas, pagkababae, puke, ekups, lagusan, kweba..." and it's doubly hard if Im not in the mood. So most of the times, I have to make myself horny when there is an urge to write or when there is a deadline approaching. I bet I have written the word "kantutan" more times than all of you, combined. *again, ewww...*
 
A few info about the tabloid. You wouldnt see it displayed in newspaper stands but it's there. You have to ask for it sa nagtitinda. And the tabloid is usually sold-out by mid-morning. I havent seen the tabloid editor or staff. I just send them my stories thru e-mail then they deposit the payment in my bank account. Everything is hush-hush lest I want to be interrogated by the NBI.
 
So there. I have to go now because I have a deadline coming.
 
*chanting silently* Im getting horny... ohhmmm... I'm getting horny... ohhmmnn... Im getting horny... ohmmnnn...

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Thursday, 26 January 2006, time 23:55
confessed by PAOLO under confessions

for mom

EEYORE angelMie, musta na kayo? i hope okay kayo dyan. mie, kung di ko man kayo naiisip lagi, o naipagdadasal, alam kong alam nyo naman na mahal na mahal ko kayo. alam nyo na ngayon ang mga kalokohang ginagawa namin hehe at yung mga nagawa na dati pa, im really sorry about them. tingnan nyo ang daddy, nagbago na (ata haha) or at least kahit papano may changes sa kanya. siguro alam nyo na rin ang tinext nya nung isang araw, na di man daw kami maniwala pero namimiss daw nya kayo, na naiiyak nga raw sya habang nagtetext hahahaha pero naiyak din ako that night habang naalala yun. ikamusta nyo na lang kami sa 2 sets of grandparents namin diyan ha. nagkitakita na ba kyo? sana magkitakita din tayo balang araw. Mie, bakit di nga pala kayo nagpapakita sa akin sa dream? pero wag yung nakakatakot ha hehe kapag kinasal na ako (pero mukhang matagal pa yun) dapat nandun kayo. sino kayang tatayo sa altar? huhuhu di din naman kasi pwede ang dad. okay ba yung make up nyo nung burol nyo? parang hindi no? naiimagine ko nga na baka nagagalit kyo hehe tsaka yung chicks ng dad, nandun, nakita nyo? mukhang natatakot nga e, parang napilitan lang sumama, iniisip siguro na dadalawin nyo. sampolan nyo nga haha Mie, wala ako dito sa holy week ha, alam nyo naman kung bakit, di ba? tsaka, yung mga sinusulat ko, alam kong alam nyo na rin about it, stories lang yun. sayang din kasi, sideline hwekhekhek Mie, di ako marunong mag goodbye ng maganda kaya sige, next time na lang ulit. labs u Mie....


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